Friend: So, hey, we’re making crepes. Do you like strawberries?
Us (Faith): Um…
Friend: It’s a simple question.
Faith: Have I even had strawberries?
Max: No, because they’re yucky, horrible, terrible, bleuch
Rose: It’s fruit. Fruit is good for us, I mean, apples and clementines are great, but we need to branch out.
Max: But strawberries are YUCKY.
J.C.: I’m willing to try them.
Max: That’s because you always like to eat the stuff I find disgusting!
J.C.: You’re not the be all and end all of what we take in! If you were we’d be an alcoholic chain smoker, and peanut butter with chocolate is not disgusting and neither are tomatoes.
Max: Yes, they are! Just like strawberries and raspberries and—
Rose: ENOUGH! Go—eat them.
Us (J.C.): Sorry, we had to take a vote.
Us (J.C.): I’m going to torture people and try them :)